Week 8

ThursdayCAR 19 @ GB 27

Sunday nightPHI 10 @ WSH 27

Monday nightCHI 34 @ SEA 17

The Mega Bowl Dispatch Flint, Michigan · Year Fourteen · Tuesday morning, after Monday night

Daniel Scores 140.46, Daniel Survives by 2.46

Buffalo!!!! (Daniel Martisofski) beat X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya (Steven Cortright) by 2.46, the closest game of the week. Buffalo!!!! (Daniel Martisofski) put up 140.46, the high score, over an opponent. Joe Burrow scored 39.48, the best starter in the league, for Jeantyfication (Jeff Darcy).

Filed from the box scores

Week 8 had a game decided by 2.46 and a game decided by 50.98. Nobody is unbeaten. Nobody is winless. The league averaged 110.93 a team.

Payouts: Buffalo!!!! (Daniel Martisofski) for the high team at 140.46, and Jeff for Joe Burrow at 39.48. The money race and every lineup crime are below; the editorial copy lands later today.

PayoutsThis week's money

High teamBuffalo!!!! Daniel Martisofski · 140.46 points

High playerJoe Burrow QB · CIN · 39.48 · started by Jeff Darcy (Jeantyfication)

Two payouts every week: highest team score and highest single starter. Bench points do not count.

Money raceThru Week 8

Daniel Martisofski and Sal Cicero are tied at 3 payouts. Every weekly payout won this season, ties split.

#	Manager	Payouts	High team	High player
1	Daniel Martisofski Buffalo!!!!	3	2	1
1	Sal Cicero LaPorta Potty Love	3	2	1
3	Luke Uliana Remember The Tateans	2	2	0
3	Brent Balga Gruden's Grinders	2	1	1
3	Jeff Darcy Jeantyfication	2	0	2
3	Steven Cortright X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya	2	0	2
7	Ben Dudash The McBride	1	1	0
7	Joshua Smith Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks	1	0	1

Still waiting on a payout: Davis Martisofski, Devin Golden, Lovell Bivins, Sean Bilger.

Every week's winners

ScoreboardAll six

Sorted closest to widest. Winner on top; the running score shows who led after each window of games.

Buffalo!!!! Daniel Martisofski 140.46

X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya Steven Cortright 138.00

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
13.3	133.6	140.5	140.5	140.5
0.0	107.4	120.7	122.9	138.0

Margin 2.46 · Left on bench 0.0 / 42.3

Remember The Tateans Luke Uliana 120.08

Gruden's Grinders Brent Balga 103.86

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
17.4	73.1	93.2	93.2	120.1
0.0	77.2	103.9	103.9	103.9

Margin 16.22 · Left on bench 4.4 / 19.5

Iavana Humpalot Devin Golden 124.90

The McBride Ben Dudash 97.26

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
0.0	91.3	113.0	124.9	124.9
20.2	80.3	86.6	86.6	97.3

Margin 27.64 · Left on bench 41.64 / 4.3

Jeantyfication Jeff Darcy 109.38

Hill Street Blues Davis Martisofski 77.62

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
21.4	96.3	106.5	109.4	109.4
21.5	48.6	64.6	77.6	77.6

Margin 31.76 · Left on bench 52.38 / 36.9

Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks Joshua Smith 124.08

LaPorta Potty Love Sal Cicero 88.08

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
22.9	87.8	98.8	110.1	124.1
8.8	37.1	71.4	86.4	88.1

Margin 36.00 · Left on bench 31.2 / 22.96

Brotherly Shove Sean Bilger 129.20

Taking out the Trash Panda Lovell Bivins 78.22

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
0.0	48.4	77.7	100.4	129.2
12.0	33.6	60.7	60.7	78.2

Margin 50.98 · Left on bench 41.0 / 17.9

The swingsThree that turned

Trailed by 20.20 after Thu

Final Iavana Humpalot Devin Golden 124.90

vsby 27.64

Final The McBride Ben Dudash 97.26

Iavana Humpalot (Devin Golden) beat The McBride (Ben Dudash) 124.90 to 97.26, a margin of 27.64. Ben led 20.2 to 0.0 after Thu; Devin led 91.3 to 80.3 after the Sunday early; Devin led 113.0 to 86.6 after the Sunday late; Devin led 124.9 to 86.6 after Sunday night; Devin led 124.9 to 97.3 after Monday night.

Dak Prescott scored 19.8 for the winner, the best starter in the game. Tony Pollard scored 27.2 for Ben. Devin left 41.64 on the bench, Ben left 4.3.

Devin trailed by 20.20 after Thu and won anyway.

Trailed by 12.00 after Thu

Final Brotherly Shove Sean Bilger 129.20

vsby 50.98

Final Taking out the Trash Panda Lovell Bivins 78.22

Brotherly Shove (Sean Bilger) beat Taking out the Trash Panda (Lovell Bivins) 129.20 to 78.22, a margin of 50.98. Lovell led 12.0 to 0.0 after Thu; Sean led 48.4 to 33.6 after the Sunday early; Sean led 77.7 to 60.7 after the Sunday late; Sean led 100.4 to 60.7 after Sunday night; Sean led 129.2 to 78.2 after Monday night.

Tee Higgins scored 32.5 for the winner, the best starter in the game. Sam Darnold scored 17.52 for Lovell. Sean left 41.0 on the bench, Lovell left 17.9.

Sean trailed by 12.00 after Thu and won anyway.

Trailed by 10.68 after Sunday late

Final Remember The Tateans Luke Uliana 120.08

vsby 16.22

Final Gruden's Grinders Brent Balga 103.86

Remember The Tateans (Luke Uliana) beat Gruden's Grinders (Brent Balga) 120.08 to 103.86, a margin of 16.22. Luke led 17.4 to 0.0 after Thu; Brent led 77.2 to 73.1 after the Sunday early; Brent led 103.9 to 93.2 after the Sunday late; Brent led 103.9 to 93.2 after Sunday night; Luke led 120.1 to 103.9 after Monday night.

D'Andre Swift scored 26.9 for the winner, the best starter in the game. Bhayshul Tuten scored 28.9 for Brent. Luke left 4.4 on the bench, Brent left 19.5.

Luke trailed by 10.68 after the Sunday late and won anyway.

The restThree that didn't

Final Jeantyfication Jeff Darcy 109.38

vsby 31.76

Final Hill Street Blues Davis Martisofski 77.62

Jeantyfication (Jeff Darcy) beat Hill Street Blues (Davis Martisofski) 109.38 to 77.62, a margin of 31.76. Davis led 21.5 to 21.4 after Thu; Jeff led 96.3 to 48.6 after the Sunday early; Jeff led 106.5 to 64.6 after the Sunday late; Jeff led 109.4 to 77.6 after Sunday night; Jeff led 109.4 to 77.6 after Monday night.

Final Buffalo!!!! Daniel Martisofski 140.46

vsby 2.46

Final X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya Steven Cortright 138.00

Buffalo!!!! (Daniel Martisofski) beat X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya (Steven Cortright) 140.46 to 138.00, a margin of 2.46. Daniel led 13.3 to 0.0 after Thu; Daniel led 133.6 to 107.4 after the Sunday early; Daniel led 140.5 to 120.7 after the Sunday late; Daniel led 140.5 to 122.9 after Sunday night; Daniel led 140.5 to 138.0 after Monday night.

Final Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks Joshua Smith 124.08

vsby 36.00

Final LaPorta Potty Love Sal Cicero 88.08

Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks (Joshua Smith) beat LaPorta Potty Love (Sal Cicero) 124.08 to 88.08, a margin of 36.00. Joshua led 22.9 to 8.8 after Thu; Joshua led 87.8 to 37.1 after the Sunday early; Joshua led 98.8 to 71.4 after the Sunday late; Joshua led 110.1 to 86.4 after Sunday night; Joshua led 124.1 to 88.1 after Monday night.

PointsMost to least

#	Team	Manager	Pts	Bench	Result
1	Buffalo!!!!	Daniel Martisofski	140.46	0.0	W
2	X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya	Steven Cortright	138.00	42.3	L
3	Brotherly Shove	Sean Bilger	129.20	41.0	W
4	Iavana Humpalot	Devin Golden	124.90	41.64	W
5	Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks	Joshua Smith	124.08	31.2	W
6	Remember The Tateans	Luke Uliana	120.08	4.4	W
7	Jeantyfication	Jeff Darcy	109.38	52.38	W
8	Gruden's Grinders	Brent Balga	103.86	19.5	L
9	The McBride	Ben Dudash	97.26	4.3	L
10	LaPorta Potty Love	Sal Cicero	88.08	22.96	L
11	Taking out the Trash Panda	Lovell Bivins	78.22	17.9	L
12	Hill Street Blues	Davis Martisofski	77.62	36.9	L

Honor rollTop starters

39.48Joe Burrow QB · CINJeantyfication · Jeff Darcy
32.5Tee Higgins WR · CINBrotherly Shove · Sean Bilger
28.9Bhayshul Tuten RB · JAXGruden's Grinders · Brent Balga
27.2Tony Pollard RB · TENThe McBride · Ben Dudash
26.9D'Andre Swift RB · CHIRemember The Tateans · Luke Uliana
26.56Josh Allen QB · BUFBuffalo!!!! · Daniel Martisofski
25.6Ja'Marr Chase WR · CINJa'Marr Ja'Marr Binks · Joshua Smith
24.7Brock Bowers TE · LVX Gon' Gibbs It To Ya · Steven Cortright
23.8Jahmyr Gibbs RB · DETX Gon' Gibbs It To Ya · Steven Cortright
22.8Michael Wilson WR · ARIBuffalo!!!! · Daniel Martisofski

Goose eggsWorst starters

0.0Will Reichard K · MINX Gon' Gibbs It To Ya · Steven Cortright
0.0Tez Johnson WR · TBTaking out the Trash Panda · Lovell Bivins
0.0Lamar Jackson QB · BALBrotherly Shove · Sean Bilger
0.0Tre Tucker WR · LVLaPorta Potty Love · Sal Cicero
0.0Omar Cooper Jr. WR · NYJHill Street Blues · Davis Martisofski
0.0Zay Flowers WR · BALHill Street Blues · Davis Martisofski
0.7Jason Myers K · SEALaPorta Potty Love · Sal Cicero
0.9DK Metcalf WR · PITThe McBride · Ben Dudash

Bench of shameSat and scored

33.6Tyler Allgeier RB · ARIX Gon' Gibbs It To Ya · Steven Cortright
28.18Kirk Cousins QB · LVJeantyfication · Jeff Darcy
25.44Patrick Mahomes QB · KCIavana Humpalot · Devin Golden
22.8Emmett Johnson RB · KCBrotherly Shove · Sean Bilger
18.4Harold Fannin Jr. TE · CLEHill Street Blues · Davis Martisofski
18.4Jonah Coleman RB · DENJa'Marr Ja'Marr Binks · Joshua Smith
14.0Kenny Gainwell RB · TBJeantyfication · Jeff Darcy
10.6Ladd McConkey WR · LACHill Street Blues · Davis Martisofski

Next week

Week 9 opens with LaPorta Potty Love (Sal Cicero) favored by 27.0 over Brotherly Shove (Sean Bilger), the biggest line on the board. Buffalo!!!! and Remember The Tateans is the closest, 1.0.

Source: ESPN league 924009, Week 8 box scores pulled 2026-11-03 after MNF final. Windows: Thu/Fri standalone games, Sunday early (1:00), Sunday late (4:05/4:25), SNF, MNF.