Week 7

ThursdayNE 24 @ CHI 30

Sunday nightKC 3 @ SEA 20

Monday nightDAL 38 @ PHI 21

The Mega Bowl Dispatch Flint, Michigan · Year Fourteen · Tuesday morning, after Monday night

Ben Scores 128.92, Davis Survives by 4.68

Hill Street Blues (Davis Martisofski) beat Iavana Humpalot (Devin Golden) by 4.68, the closest game of the week. The McBride (Ben Dudash) put up 128.92, the high score, over an opponent. Joe Burrow scored 28.88, the best starter in the league, for Jeantyfication (Jeff Darcy).

Filed from the box scores

Week 7 had a game decided by 4.68 and a game decided by 18.52. Nobody is unbeaten. Nobody is winless. The league averaged 109.39 a team.

Payouts: The McBride (Ben Dudash) for the high team at 128.92, and Jeff for Joe Burrow at 28.88. The money race and every lineup crime are below; the editorial copy lands later today.

PayoutsThis week's money

High teamThe McBride Ben Dudash · 128.92 points

High playerJoe Burrow QB · CIN · 28.88 · started by Jeff Darcy (Jeantyfication)

Two payouts every week: highest team score and highest single starter. Bench points do not count.

Money raceThru Week 7

Sal Cicero leads with 3 payouts. Every weekly payout won this season, ties split.

#	Manager	Payouts	High team	High player
1	Sal Cicero LaPorta Potty Love	3	2	1
2	Luke Uliana Remember The Tateans	2	2	0
2	Brent Balga Gruden's Grinders	2	1	1
2	Daniel Martisofski Buffalo!!!!	2	1	1
2	Steven Cortright X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya	2	0	2
6	Ben Dudash The McBride	1	1	0
6	Jeff Darcy Jeantyfication	1	0	1
6	Joshua Smith Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks	1	0	1

Still waiting on a payout: Davis Martisofski, Devin Golden, Lovell Bivins, Sean Bilger.

Every week's winners

ScoreboardAll six

Sorted closest to widest. Winner on top; the running score shows who led after each window of games.

Hill Street Blues Davis Martisofski 126.26

Iavana Humpalot Devin Golden 121.58

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
20.0	84.4	104.4	104.4	126.3
0.0	45.9	77.8	84.2	121.6

Margin 4.68 · Left on bench 33.0 / 24.8

Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks Joshua Smith 102.02

Taking out the Trash Panda Lovell Bivins 96.82

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
0.0	50.7	81.5	80.5	102.0
0.0	49.9	82.1	83.2	96.8

Margin 5.20 · Left on bench 52.02 / 30.62

X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya Steven Cortright 116.68

Gruden's Grinders Brent Balga 104.04

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
21.7	61.3	103.0	103.0	116.7
27.4	88.9	104.0	104.0	104.0

Margin 12.64 · Left on bench 6.4 / 12.3

Brotherly Shove Sean Bilger 102.90

Buffalo!!!! Daniel Martisofski 89.98

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
20.2	68.4	68.4	102.9	102.9
7.6	73.2	90.0	90.0	90.0

Margin 12.92 · Left on bench 5.1 / 1.2

The McBride Ben Dudash 128.92

LaPorta Potty Love Sal Cicero 110.62

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
8.9	71.6	128.9	128.9	128.9
0.0	41.7	93.6	110.6	110.6

Margin 18.30 · Left on bench 35.0 / 5.0

Remember The Tateans Luke Uliana 115.70

Jeantyfication Jeff Darcy 97.18

Thu	Sun early	Sun late	SNF	MNF
16.0	71.6	115.7	115.7	115.7
3.3	88.0	88.0	91.0	97.2

Margin 18.52 · Left on bench 28.0 / 33.8

The swingsThree that turned

Trailed by 27.66 after Sunday early

Final X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya Steven Cortright 116.68

vsby 12.64

Final Gruden's Grinders Brent Balga 104.04

X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya (Steven Cortright) beat Gruden's Grinders (Brent Balga) 116.68 to 104.04, a margin of 12.64. Brent led 27.4 to 21.7 after Thu; Brent led 88.9 to 61.3 after the Sunday early; Brent led 104.0 to 103.0 after the Sunday late; Brent led 104.0 to 103.0 after Sunday night; Steven led 116.7 to 104.0 after Monday night.

Geno Smith scored 23.48 for the winner, the best starter in the game. Drake Maye scored 27.44 for Brent. Steven left 6.4 on the bench, Brent left 12.3.

Steven trailed by 27.66 after the Sunday early and won anyway.

Trailed by 21.58 after Sunday late

Final Brotherly Shove Sean Bilger 102.90

vsby 12.92

Final Buffalo!!!! Daniel Martisofski 89.98

Brotherly Shove (Sean Bilger) beat Buffalo!!!! (Daniel Martisofski) 102.90 to 89.98, a margin of 12.92. Sean led 20.2 to 7.6 after Thu; Daniel led 73.2 to 68.4 after the Sunday early; Daniel led 90.0 to 68.4 after the Sunday late; Sean led 102.9 to 90.0 after Sunday night; Sean led 102.9 to 90.0 after Monday night.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba scored 26.8 for the winner, the best starter in the game. Ollie Gordon II scored 16.8 for Daniel. Sean left 5.1 on the bench, Daniel left 1.2.

Sean trailed by 21.58 after the Sunday late and won anyway.

Trailed by 16.38 after Sunday early

Final Remember The Tateans Luke Uliana 115.70

vsby 18.52

Final Jeantyfication Jeff Darcy 97.18

Remember The Tateans (Luke Uliana) beat Jeantyfication (Jeff Darcy) 115.70 to 97.18, a margin of 18.52. Luke led 16.0 to 3.3 after Thu; Jeff led 88.0 to 71.6 after the Sunday early; Luke led 115.7 to 88.0 after the Sunday late; Luke led 115.7 to 91.0 after Sunday night; Luke led 115.7 to 97.2 after Monday night.

Amon-Ra St. Brown scored 19.7 for the winner, the best starter in the game. Joe Burrow scored 28.88 for Jeff. Luke left 28.0 on the bench, Jeff left 33.8.

Luke trailed by 16.38 after the Sunday early and won anyway.

The restThree that didn't

Final Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks Joshua Smith 102.02

vsby 5.20

Final Taking out the Trash Panda Lovell Bivins 96.82

Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks (Joshua Smith) beat Taking out the Trash Panda (Lovell Bivins) 102.02 to 96.82, a margin of 5.20. Joshua led 50.7 to 49.9 after the Sunday early; Lovell led 82.1 to 81.5 after the Sunday late; Lovell led 83.2 to 80.5 after Sunday night; Joshua led 102.0 to 96.8 after Monday night.

Final Hill Street Blues Davis Martisofski 126.26

vsby 4.68

Final Iavana Humpalot Devin Golden 121.58

Hill Street Blues (Davis Martisofski) beat Iavana Humpalot (Devin Golden) 126.26 to 121.58, a margin of 4.68. Davis led 20.0 to 0.0 after Thu; Davis led 84.4 to 45.9 after the Sunday early; Davis led 104.4 to 77.8 after the Sunday late; Davis led 104.4 to 84.2 after Sunday night; Davis led 126.3 to 121.6 after Monday night.

Final The McBride Ben Dudash 128.92

vsby 18.30

Final LaPorta Potty Love Sal Cicero 110.62

The McBride (Ben Dudash) beat LaPorta Potty Love (Sal Cicero) 128.92 to 110.62, a margin of 18.30. Ben led 8.9 to 0.0 after Thu; Ben led 71.6 to 41.7 after the Sunday early; Ben led 128.9 to 93.6 after the Sunday late; Ben led 128.9 to 110.6 after Sunday night; Ben led 128.9 to 110.6 after Monday night.

PointsMost to least

#	Team	Manager	Pts	Bench	Result
1	The McBride	Ben Dudash	128.92	35.0	W
2	Hill Street Blues	Davis Martisofski	126.26	33.0	W
3	Iavana Humpalot	Devin Golden	121.58	24.8	L
4	X Gon' Gibbs It To Ya	Steven Cortright	116.68	6.4	W
5	Remember The Tateans	Luke Uliana	115.70	28.0	W
6	LaPorta Potty Love	Sal Cicero	110.62	5.0	L
7	Gruden's Grinders	Brent Balga	104.04	12.3	L
8	Brotherly Shove	Sean Bilger	102.90	5.1	W
9	Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks	Joshua Smith	102.02	52.02	W
10	Jeantyfication	Jeff Darcy	97.18	33.8	L
11	Taking out the Trash Panda	Lovell Bivins	96.82	30.62	L
12	Buffalo!!!!	Daniel Martisofski	89.98	1.2	L

Honor rollTop starters

28.88Joe Burrow QB · CINJeantyfication · Jeff Darcy
27.44Drake Maye QB · NEGruden's Grinders · Brent Balga
26.8Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR · SEABrotherly Shove · Sean Bilger
23.8Tee Higgins WR · CINBrotherly Shove · Sean Bilger
23.7Zay Flowers WR · BALHill Street Blues · Davis Martisofski
23.6Jameson Williams WR · DETIavana Humpalot · Devin Golden
23.5Bucky Irving RB · TBLaPorta Potty Love · Sal Cicero
23.48Geno Smith QB · NYJX Gon' Gibbs It To Ya · Steven Cortright
23.28Dak Prescott QB · DALIavana Humpalot · Devin Golden
22.9Quinshon Judkins RB · CLEIavana Humpalot · Devin Golden

Goose eggsWorst starters

-3.0Panthers D/ST D/ST · CARBrotherly Shove · Sean Bilger
-1.0Chiefs D/ST D/ST · KCJa'Marr Ja'Marr Binks · Joshua Smith
-1.0Patriots D/ST D/ST · NERemember The Tateans · Luke Uliana
0.0Jets D/ST D/ST · NYJX Gon' Gibbs It To Ya · Steven Cortright
0.0Ryan Fitzgerald K · CARBuffalo!!!! · Daniel Martisofski
0.0Titans D/ST D/ST · TENTaking out the Trash Panda · Lovell Bivins
0.0Texans D/ST D/ST · HOUThe McBride · Ben Dudash
0.7Jaylin Noel WR · HOUX Gon' Gibbs It To Ya · Steven Cortright

Bench of shameSat and scored

35.0Tony Pollard RB · TENThe McBride · Ben Dudash
22.12Caleb Williams QB · CHIJa'Marr Ja'Marr Binks · Joshua Smith
20.4Kirk Cousins QB · LVJeantyfication · Jeff Darcy
18.6Cam Skattebo RB · NYGJa'Marr Ja'Marr Binks · Joshua Smith
18.0Emanuel Wilson RB · SEARemember The Tateans · Luke Uliana
16.52C.J. Stroud QB · HOUTaking out the Trash Panda · Lovell Bivins
11.6Rico Dowdle RB · PITHill Street Blues · Davis Martisofski
11.3Dameon Pierce RB · PHIJa'Marr Ja'Marr Binks · Joshua Smith

Next week

Week 8 opens with Remember The Tateans (Luke Uliana) favored by 36.0 over Gruden's Grinders (Brent Balga), the biggest line on the board. Ja'Marr Ja'Marr Binks and LaPorta Potty Love is the closest, 8.0.

Source: ESPN league 924009, Week 7 box scores pulled 2026-10-27 after MNF final. Windows: Thu/Fri standalone games, Sunday early (1:00), Sunday late (4:05/4:25), SNF, MNF.